We feel hungover today.
Not properly hungover. Just sad and a bit lost. What are you going to do at 9PM
tonight? No, we are not sure either. All that we know is that now we might have
to go out of an evening here and there. Apparently a heatwave is about to hit
us once more. We may have to see friends, visit family and go on a few dates of
our own. Yes, we said it. Instead of watching a stream of ITV2’s finest
matching up by that fire pit, we may be forced to actually go out in the world,
IRL, speak to someone we don’t know that well and decide if we want to see them
again. With no cameras, no App votes to do the choosing for us, and no Iain
Stirling to describe what’s going on. We even have to decide on the venue. We
don’t just get a text to tell us where we are going. Seriously, what’s that
about?
Yesterday, we asked you
to pick your winners and, of course, you got it exactly right. How could it not
be Jack and Dani? Those two were made for each other, and whilst others
were chopping and changing their minds, those two stuck together like glue.
From blow drying her eyelashes to supporting the other girls, Dani became
the mate we’d all love in our corner. And Jack? Jack has restored our
faith in mankind. Not once did he let his head be turned. His eyes were only on
Dani. He was also a brilliantly supportive friend, and was always looking after
the other lads, and getting them date-ready.
So now the Island is
going to be vacated until next summer, we thought we’d sum up our fave girls
and match them to your best tans. Because while the programme doesn’t
always throw up perfect matches, Fake Bake never fails…..
Dani - Our Original
Winner
Before the show aired,
Danny Dyer was Danny Dyer. Now Dani Dyer is Dani Dyer, if you see what we mean.
An absolute Original, the one whose formula can’t be beaten. You wouldn’t mess
with the formulation because it’s a tried-and-tested winner. It’s reliable,
trustworthy and always delivers brilliant results, but you could never call it
ordinary. Famous for more than one summer, that’s for sure!
Kaz - Our Double
Shot Espresso Beauty
Another newbie,
gorgeously, seductively skin toned with bundles of energy and a style all of
her own. Different from the rest, with a unique finish that came along later
than the others but absolutely established itself as worthy of being part of
the gang. An instant hit.
Megan - Our Airbrush
Gal
A surprise out of the
gate, not quite what anyone was expecting at the beginning but once found, fans
got used to the formula and grew to love her. Perfection from any 360 degree
angle, and one which you never knew you needed until you got one. Now it
wouldn’t be quite the same without one. A future classic, and not just pretty
packaging.
Laura - Our Flawless
Scot
We were always going to
love Laura, as she flies the flags for Scottish girls everywhere. She’s well
established in a world of newbies, adaptable and that extraordinary formula
matches the desired recipient. Popular, seamless and travels well. Our own
version of a winner and a stand alone triumph.
Alexandra - Our
Flawless Darker Wonder
Classic, dark, alluring
and a later addition to the stable. We never knew we needed this one until its
arrival. Smooth and adaptable, an absolute joy to look at, your absolute best
friend with a huge hint of class shot through it. And works very well on its
own. No doctor required.
We are sure going to
miss this lot, and we are not sure we can wait until next summer to catch up
with them again. Until then, we can go back to the start and go for the first
two seasons on Netflix. But for this summer, we’ve got a whole new
stable of sayings, and we have definitely learned the lesson that some people,
no matter how clever they are and how long they sit on the sun, are destined to
never, ever get a tan.
Until we meet again,
thank you Love Islanders for a brilliant summer so far. Our nights are
going to feel a bit empty without you, but we will never forget you. Because
we’re loyal like that. Loyal.
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